When my mom asks me why I don't go out
other boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
me: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your dad. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
Trying to Walk Sexy
king-plastic-heather: Expectation: Reality: [So proud, because these are all actually gifs I made]
My face does this really cool thing where it looks shit all the time.